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Marcus Musick's avatar

Hallucinating keeps things fun…Always next month, year, decade, or another life.

Carlo Zeno's avatar

Haha, yep.

Let's keep our rose-tinted glasses on…

Jill Eng's avatar

Hilarious. You're mastering it allllllll

Carlo Zeno's avatar

If I made you laugh, I'm counting it as 2 likes! : )

Apra Gotla's avatar

"he would gain 100,000 subscribers who just love the sound of success." Haha 😄. They'd pretend to love it as long as he pretends to love their pretence of success. A happy circle jerk, I mean ecosystem, of success.

Carlo Zeno's avatar

Lol, yes.

Circle jerk.

Lizzie Lizard Brain's avatar

Frankly, Frank - I think publishing this under the topic "Health and Wellness" AND "Tech" would be wonderfully satirical. But I wouldn't recommend taking advice from me. Me failure. :)

Carlo Zeno's avatar

Lol. I've tried it before.

No...thing...works.

I've got a Substack curse...

Debdutta Pal's avatar

As I already subscribe to Frank, I'm expecting 2026 to be the year I become famous. Can't wait.

Carlo Zeno's avatar

Lol. Don't get your hopes up, Deb.

I'm not sure Frank can pull off optimistic self-help with a straight face.

Gael MacLean's avatar

Hahahahaha-thanks I needed that Carlo. Your 5 suggestions are priceless. Probably literally :)

Carlo Zeno's avatar

Cheers Gael : )

Robert Gowty's avatar

I’m possibly a failed reader, too, because I read it as “and then Frank died at 360”. 360? What a you complaining about Frank? I hope I make it to 360. My interpretation of the article got a little confused after that.

Carlo Zeno's avatar

Sorry I lost you : )

360 turn. A heartfelt approach.

Nevermind.